stand back, everyone. cosmo consulted the experts.

I would like to address this feature from the popular sex/love/beauty/general misdirected and abysmally obtuse advice magazine for the impressionable female. ‘What His Text Really Means’ WHOA! Siddown! Startin’ off with a bang here. Pithy title…I’ll bet there’s an even pithier article in store. I will say this. It needs a subtitle. I think, ‘How